Fucktards

Celebrating the noble stupidity of men

Fucktards is an ode to every man who feels an overwhelming sexual desire and acts on that desire, wholly surrendering himself to the experience, no matter where it takes him or how he gets there. The Romans called sex Insania Nobilis — the Noble Insanity. Approach real sex, real risk and danger and you'll feel your brain start to fog up. Get closer to the fire and your IQ plummets lower, lower, lower until you're a raving buck-in-rut thinking from your lust-gorged crotch.

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