After Hours

2010 9

After Hours is the fullest expression of what Cracked does best: dissect the minutiae of pop culture for comedy. In the Webby-award-winning monthly show, Cracked Staffers sit around at a diner way too late at night (and for way too long) and argue over a variety of topics ranging from which fictional apocalypse would be the most fun to why Batman might secretly be terrible for Gotham. Down some coffee and join us as we obsess over movies, comics, TV shows and more forever.

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Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying
2010-07-19
Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.
2
5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend
2010-08-30
Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..
3
Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?
2010-11-18
You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.
4
Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying
2010-12-20
Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?
5
How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You
2011-01-31
Like "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.
6
Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important Question
2011-03-14
In the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"
7
Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for Women
2011-04-04
A brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.
8
Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires
2011-05-23
At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.
9
Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham
2011-06-27
Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.
10
The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)
2011-07-25
You only get one super power. Choose wisely.
11
4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
2011-09-26
If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.
12
4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters
2011-10-24
A brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.