Dick Figures

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.